After we’d been married for about 4 years, whenever I initiated sex, she would say, can’t we just hug or cuddle? I think I realized then it would not last.

—Warstones1

Aftermath: Divorced at the 10 year point. I still think she thought there was nothing wrong with what she was doing!

He left his Hotmail account open. Naturally, I took it upon myself to check it out. I read an email that simply stated, “Yo bro, Let me know next time you need your hot c**k drained.” I have nothing against homosexuality, unless the man I’m dating is trying to hide it from me. And I’m a lady.

—NatahleyBee

Attempted: He attempted to come up with an alibi. We are now broken up and I’m convinced he’s getting anonymous BJs from Craigslist.

We got into a two hour long shouting match over something that may or may not have happened in a Harry Potter book.

—Tim

Aftermath: I realized how stupid the past year and a half had been and refused to talk to her for about a week before finally calling and breaking up with her. This was not the first trivial argument we had.

My boyfriend said, “I think clown makeup is really sexy.” Shortly thereafter, he whispered in my ear “Seriously, babe, it’s a major turn on.” He wasn’t joking.

—Chelsea

Aftermath: I broke up with him that night. For the 4 months that we dated, I always thought he said and did really weird things to be goofy. He was definitely serious about all of it.

I frequented a local watering hole where this lovely, petite bar maiden worked. I was smitten with her. After a few weeks of wearing her down, I finally got her to agree to a date. I made her dinner and we watched a movie. She ended up spending the night. She woke me up at 3 a.m. to ask me why I had let all the people in the room. There were no people in the room.

—Spally

Aftermath: She spent the next two days on my front porch. I ducked out the back of my house and went to stay with friends until I could get a friend of hers to come and convince her to leave.