One night, I was meeting my boyfriend in a hotel room he had reserved way up north. When I arrived, I noticed ties on all corners of the bed, some lube, a blindfold and a CUCUMBER! I got a little freaked out after seeing all that. Then his cell phone rang. It was his wife.
—Rae
Aftermath: I have not returned any of his phone calls or text messages.
He blew his nose at the table by sticking both fingers up his nose with the tissue and diligently circling them around for about 30 seconds while continuing to talk.
—Thank God for the Salsa
Aftermath: In the car on the way back he wanted more, but I said I wasn’t looking for anything serious and that I’d enjoy hanging out again, since he really was a sweet tool.
We had sex for the first time and he failed to climax. He suggested I give him a blowjob, but I had never done so before and it was too overwhelming. After a few failed attempts, I told him I couldn’t do it. He snapped back with “That’s what they all say!” (He told me he was a virgin) Then he suggested we have a go without the condom. I was on no form of birth control.
—Peeps
Aftermath: I broke it off with him soon after because spending time with him was too weird. Months later I asked him who were the “all” were who said these things, and he denied ever making the statement.
I realized that she had only one setting: sarcastic. No seriousness, no deeper emotions, no ability to hold a decent conversation. Every response from her was some sort of joke, but it got to be too much.
—Scott
Aftermath: I put up with it for about a month. I love a little sarcasm, but there is a point where it goes from a funny little quirk to downright annoying. I realized this relationship would never get past its first stages and broke it off. Haven’t seen her since.
We were in the shower together before breakfast. I turned around to rinse my hair, and saw his eyes rolled into the back of his head with a look of joy and rapture on his face. His mouth was slightly agape and his finger was in his own bottom. My God…the look on his face.
—Jana
Aftermath: It lasted long enough for me to rinse my hair and make an excuse to skip breakfast.
