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“Morning Glory”

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We had gone on a few dates, but I made it clear that I wanted to take things slow physically, so we hadn’t done anything beyond kissing. He got too drunk to drive home one night, so I said he could stay over. The next morning, I woke up to him wide awake and dry humping me from behind.

—erin

Aftermath: I told him to leave and never talked to him again.

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“Hospital”

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I rang my boyfriend up and told him I had been rushed into hospital late last night. His response? Okay.

—emily

Aftermath: He claims he was confused, not good enough. Still deciding how to break it.

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“Wizard of Oz”

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I belong to a dating site that specialized in husky men. One day I was contacted by a guy who wanted to chat. I read his profile and thought he was cute, so we talked. One time I asked him what his favorite book was. The responding message started: “Wizard of Oz. I don’t know why I’m telling you this, but I was an orphan and had a very unhappy childhood.”

—Nilmandir

Aftermath: It took me 24 hours to respond. After insisting that I chat with him on Yahoo so we could talk more “intimately,” I blocked him. I was creeped out.

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“You Can’t”

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I’d been with this guy for 9 months or so, and things had been going downhill for a while. One day I was finally fed up, and called him to break up. He actually said, “You can’t break up with me. I won’t let you.” My response was “Well, you really have no choice in the matter. We’re done.”

—KJ

Aftermath: He continued to tell people we were together, including mutual friends. They thought I was being terrible to him, even though I told them what had happened. I lost a lot of friends over the fact that he refused to believe that I had, in fact, broken up with him. But considering the guy, I’m glad I broke contact completely.

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“Next”

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I had just arrived to pick her up for our first date when her little boy ran over to me and said, “My mom says you are going to be my next dad.” Yes, he said, “Next.” We went out that night and never again.

—Dace

Aftermath: I ran into her a year or so later and found out she had gotten married but was getting a divorce, after only a year. Her kid’s new daddy number 4.

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