We decided to try 69. She didn’t tell me Mexican food gave her diaherrea. Before she could get off, the bottom fell out, all over me.

— LeRoy

Aftermath: Adios!

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I went to her house for dinner. As we proceeded to make love I noticed the closet door was opening. To my shock, her 13 yr old brother was sitting in the closet watching and eating a tub of popcorn!! When I freaked out she told me “It’s Ok, I always let him watch!”

— Chris

Aftermath: I was out of there.

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She gave me blue balls as a Valentine’s gift.

— Andrew

Aftermath: Still blue

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In the middle of getting busy with my boyfriend someone knocked on my front door. I said “ignore it baby,” he said “hold on,” goes to check… it’s his brother. He leaves to go smoke pot with his brother, decides to come back over two hours later and wondered why I wasn’t in the mood any more… hmm sorry sweetie I went ahead and finished without you.

— Sarah

Aftermath: I dumped him that week. Moral of the story, I always knew not to “dip the pen in company ink,” but have amended it to include neighbors too.

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I was with a women for the first time, on the couch at her home when some lights came on in another room, I heard the refrigerator door open, she said “keep going, it’s just my son.”

— Cobra193

Aftermath: She lie there naked, I grabbed my clothes and left, never to look back again!

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