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“BDSM backfire”

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One night, I was meeting my boyfriend in a hotel room he had reserved way up north. When I arrived, I noticed ties on all corners of the bed, some lube, a blindfold and a CUCUMBER! I got a little freaked out after seeing all that. Then his cell phone rang. It was his wife.

—Rae

Aftermath: I have not returned any of his phone calls or text messages.

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“They All Say”

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We had sex for the first time and he failed to climax. He suggested I give him a blowjob, but I had never done so before and it was too overwhelming. After a few failed attempts, I told him I couldn’t do it. He snapped back with “That’s what they all say!” (He told me he was a virgin) Then he suggested we have a go without the condom. I was on no form of birth control.

—Peeps

Aftermath: I broke it off with him soon after because spending time with him was too weird. Months later I asked him who were the “all” were who said these things, and he denied ever making the statement.


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“Three Days After”

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Three days after I lost my virginity to my first boyfriend, I found out that he had been sleeping with three of his exes and three of my friends—including best friend.

—MJ

Aftermath: Two months later, he proposed to my ex-best friend.


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“Self-Love”

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We were in the shower together before breakfast. I turned around to rinse my hair, and saw his eyes rolled into the back of his head with a look of joy and rapture on his face. His mouth was slightly agape and his finger was in his own bottom. My God…the look on his face.

Jana

Aftermath: It lasted long enough for me to rinse my hair and make an excuse to skip breakfast.

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“Buddy the Elf”

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I looked back during doggy-style sex and realized he was smiling like Buddy the Elf. Not sexy. Repulsive.

Natahley

Aftermath: I got drunk and called him on speakerphone with friends and told him the smiling-boning creeped me the F out.


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