My cat stopped liking her when she hogged the bed and kicked him out. She also would crowd me on the bed and push me out while she slept or make me too hot to sleep.
—Matt
Aftermath: About a month later I bought a house, upgraded to a king sized bed and upgraded to being a single man. Now the bed is all mine, the cat is happy and I have free time again!
For our third date he told me we were going to a party, but it ended up being his family reunion. It was weird and awkward for me, and I sat alone and miserable all day with no escape because he drove. He also spent the entire drive there trying to pick fights with everything I said to him and the rest of the time talking about how awesome he was! NOT.
—Aimz
Aftermath: He dropped me home and I deleted his number and never contact him again.
I saw a message from a girl on my boyfriend’s MySpace page in which she said mean things about me and called him “better than me.” His response to the message was, “Thanx, come watch me spin at the club.”
—Chloe
Aftermath: It ended many times after that, off-and-on ’cause he kept weaseling his way back into my life.
He came to pick me up for the first date, took one sweeping look around my apartment, went to my bedroom, took off his pants, and got into my bed. He didn’t even ask how my day was. Or take off his shoes.
—Natalie
Aftermath: It took five minutes and a threat with my Louisville anti-theft device to convince him I wasn’t interested.
He said my thighs were huge and then started to talk about his size 2 ex-girlfriend.
—Elizabeth
Aftermath: He never called. I left for college. I got over him.
