manners

 

“Slurp”

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He slurped his wine throughout dinner and literally licked his plate at the end.

— WoWo

Aftermath: Gross.

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“Miss Manners”

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On our first date at dinner she proceeded to stab the pats of butter with her knife and eat them, exclaiming “We don’t eat butter at home and I just love it!” I was grossed out.

— JR

Aftermath: When I took her home she got mad that I wouldn’t kiss her and told everyone I was Gay!

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“Good Manners”

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On our first date we went out for dinner. As we were eating he blurts out “Stop eatting!”  I looked to him for an explanation.  He goes “The girl should wait till the guy finishes before she does. It’s considered good manners.”

— Kathy

Aftermath: I drove him home and never spoke to him again.

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“Get UP Get OUT”

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We were cuddling and he was telling me stories about his kids.  He asked why I never talked about my son who had died at 12. I started telling him a story and two sentences in he was snoring. I threw his pants at him and tossed him out the door.

— Mars

Aftermath: Never talked to him again.

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“Cheeze Police”

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I reached for a box of Cheez-Its. He implied I shouldn’t eat them. I said “Why not? You don’t seem to mind looking at my a**.” He grabbed one of my thighs, jiggled it, and said “It’s not your a** I’m worried about.”

— cheezitbabe

Aftermath: I broke up with him.

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