“So drink it warm then”
She got drunk and slapped me in the face because I was putting her beer in the fridge.
— Michael
Aftermath: I still don’t know what she was upset about.
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“Family Reunion”
I got suckered into attending her family reunion after 2 dates. I was sitting there enjoying a beer, when Grandma and Grandpa come over and welcome me to the family.
— buzzy
Aftermath: I left a vapor trail leaving that cookout.
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“I’ll make the decision for you”
We’d been dating 2 weeks. I asked her if she was happy with our relationship and she replied, “Yes, but I don’t know if I like you or this other guy better yet.”
— Tim
Aftermath: I immediately broke it off.
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“Three’s a crowd”
An old friend told me was going through a divorce and asked me to dinner. I met him at the restaurant and he had brought his wife.
— jennifer
Aftermath: He called a few more times but I ignored him.
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“Beer Bong”
On the last night of our vacation he got furious with me for refusing to do a beer bong.
— Jane
Aftermath: I texted a co-worker of mine to vent. Now he’s my husband.
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