It was over when I got a bag of weed with little hearts drawn on it for Valentine’s Day. I don’t smoke…

—SeelyD

Aftermath: After reminding him that I don’t smoke, he suggested we go out and sell it. We broke up shortly after.

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He’s older, great body, total f-up, bankrupt, 2 kids, crazy ex wife, always late. Super nice, very well educated, everyone loves him, great in bed, awesome guy other than what I just mentioned.

—Lola

Aftermath: Five years of living together but I’m not sure now! Thinking of big break-up…help?

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We had been dating long distance for a couple months when he called to tell me he had just slapped the crap out of some random woman who disagreed with something he had said. He was quite excited about it too. In a word? WOW.

—Taylor

Aftermath: I stopped answering his calls. He kept calling for 6 months using different phone numbers. Dodged a bullet there.

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She had a list of all my friends who she hated for taking “attention” away from her.

—Mark

Aftermath: Left that crazy chick. Not sure what ever happened to the her or the list. My friends are all still alive.

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I  dated a guy I was head over heels for, best sex of my life. He was in a band and leaving for a European tour for 3 months. Initially he wanted me to come, but changed his mind. Before he left, he told me he didn’t want to cheat on me, but wasn’t sure he could control himself with all the hot European groupies. I realized the only thing I could do was tell him it was fine, but that we shouldn’t date anymore. My heart broke into a million pieces.

—Glorified Groupie

Aftermath: Three months later he returned from Europe with a hot, new wife he’d only just met. A few months later, he emailed asking me out for a drink. I told him I didn’t think his new wife would appreciate it and he pretended he didn’t know what I was talking about. Funny thing is, I still kind of miss him.

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