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“Taken Care Of…”

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After a month of dating we were about to go at it and I ask him if he had a condom. He looked in to my eyes and said, “No… but I get tested all the time.” I told him I couldn’t, he said that if I was worried about getting pregnant we could always go to the nearest clinic and get it taken care of…

— Iris

Aftermath: We laughed it off that night but it all came to a screeching halt when I logged on to Facebook and at the very top of the news feed it said he was in a relationship…

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“Goddamn Post Office”

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Two years after deciding to stop working and go back to school, she announced that she was quitting school, but “didn’t really want to work full-time,” either. She then began berating me for working seven days a week to support her, her kids and her live-in mother. Then she cheated on me with a guy who worked at the goddamn post office.

—Dave

Aftermath: I kicked her to the curb, then laughed in her face a year later when she asked for a second chance.

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“Bad Vibes”

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On our first date. I kept getting a “creepy uncle” vibe from him. He was a few years older than I was, and spent most of the night telling me about how he had lost his wife and child to a drunk driver a few years earlier. When he dropped me off, he spent several minutes trying to talk himself into my house. I refused to let him in and lost his number.

—esnymos

Aftermath: I learned from a mutual friend that his wife and child were alive and well, living 2 states over while he finished off his degree.

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“XXX-Mas Shopping”

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In a two-year relationship and I was Christmas shopping with her 11-year-old daughter. We came home early and caught her mother (my girlfriend) fellating a mutual friend. She took him out of her mouth and while still holding it said, “This isn’t what it looks like.” I told her I was taking her daughter to her mother’s house and left.

—jp

Aftermath: Never spoke again. Her mother was horrified, as I had done CPR on her dad and saved his life a few weeks earlier. The child was mortified and still calls me 5 years later.

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“Cougar”

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I found pictures of her on the Net…exposed. She claimed it was from a past experience, so I let it go. Later, my friend saw her at the mall that same week,  mackin’ another guy. My friend took a pic to show me. She said it wasn’t her and the picture was a lie.

—J

Aftermath: Her parents just went through a divorce. I knew what I had to do. I dumped that ho, and started dating her mom…cougar!

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