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“Steve Miller Band”

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About a year or so into our relationship, my first significant girlfriend made me a mix tape. It was then that I learned that she really, actually, genuinely LIKED the Steve Miller Band. I probably already knew this, but the reality of this fact didn’t hit me until I got that mix tape, popped it in the boombox, and heard the opening riff to “Space Cowboy.” Had I followed my gut reaction at this exact moment, I would have dumped her for good and never talked to her again. I F***ING HATE STEVE MILLER.

—Collin

Aftermath: This relationship dragged on and off tortuously for more than FOUR years.

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“Puppy Love”

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I met a guy who worked at Pet Smart, and we went on a date the next Friday. We went back to my place, and I went to put on my sexy lingerie. I came out to my date simulating doggy-style sex with my dog. I proceeded to watch him slap my dog’s *ss. After I interrupted the two, he said my dog had a nice *ss.

—Andrew

Aftermath: I had to give my dog up for adoption. Unfortunately for Rover, he ended up with an adoption agency that was located in the same Pet Smart the guy worked at. The agency called me a day after giving him up, saying Rover had been adopted.

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“I’ll take my chances”

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She wanted to get married so she would be less likely to cheat on me while in college.

— CplTony

Aftermath: I heard from her mother she was pregnant from another guy about 2 months later.

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“Psychic Jack Russell”

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My Jack Russell Terrier kept pissing on my ex-wife while she was in bed.

— Jason

Aftermath: A few months later she told me she was divorcing me because I was holding her back.

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“Man on Man”

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My best guy friend and my fiance were hanging out. My fiance looked over to my friend and asked, “What do you think about man on man sex?” He was propositioning him.

— Mackenzie

Aftermath: I asked my fiance if he was gay and sure enough. Good to know before I walked down the aisle with him.

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