He talked to his mother so much he would even answer the phone at the movies!! One day I called him and he told me he couldn’t talk because he was painting her toe nails.
— Mari
Aftermath: I told him it wasn’t working out. His mother called me the next day to ask why.
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I used his bathroom and he told me he was proud of me! I said I didn’t know what he was talking about and he said that I had finally ripped the toilet paper off at the very top and hadn’t left any sheets hanging below the roll!
— Pixie
Aftermath: I couldn’t take how obsessive-compulsive he was so I broke up with him.
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He revealed that he liked to masturbate while wearing women’s nylons.
— Laci
Aftermath: I stopped taking his calls.
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I found him peeing in the kitchen sink. When I gasped out loud, he acted like he was sleep walking. A few months later, I found whiskey bottles full of pee under the bed. He wasn’t sleep walking, he was just too lazy to go to the bathroom!
— Cheryl
Aftermath: We went our separate ways.
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I heard him flush the toilet, then he came running (like a little girl) out of the bathroom with this look of fear, shock, horror on his face. The toilet overflowed… He was too scared to plunge the toilet, so I did. He was 40! Really? He was so icked out that he icked me out.
— Andie
Aftermath: We did eventually marry. Divorced now. I should have known then he was full of s***.
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