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“The Goat”

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I walked downstairs and found him showing the “GOAT” to his other friend. Both laughing their asses off.

—M

Aftermath: Ew.

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“Baby Food”

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One night on the phone she started telling me about all her little “quirks.” It was so boring I stopped listening. I tuned back in to her monologue just in time to hear her say that she likes to eat baby food. Ugh! You heard right, baby food. As in little jars. As in Gerber….

—Spike

Aftermath: She eventually stopped calling me.

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“Foreskin, He Hardly Knew Ye”

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The reason he doesn’t trust authority figures is due to being circumcised at birth. Quote: “They’re just trying to keep me down.”

— Lesson Learned

Aftermath: Stayed with him for a total of 1.5 years. No excuse, really.

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“Press Record”

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She was a big ER fan and one night set it to record while we were watching it. I knew what was coming.

—Joe

Aftermath: Very awkwardly, she said “Look, we need to talk. I want to see other people” and I started laughing at her. It ended right there.

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“Funeral Flowers”

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He brought me carnations on our date.

—Kimberly

Aftermath: There wasn’t one…we didn’t go out again.

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