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“WINNER! Cartoon Sing Along”

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I was on a blind date. We had time to kill before the movie at the mall. We were walking around and small-talking in the electronics department of a store. They were playing an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. To get a laugh, I sang along with the song that Bugs was singing. She looked at me in an odd way. I explained that I had the song on a CD. That only made it worse.

—Frank

Aftermath: Cartoon Boy didn’t get a second date.

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“WINNER! Plain Nuts”

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I was eating almonds from a can and asked if he wanted any. He took the can and counted out the correct portion as stated on the nutritional information—then only ate those almonds.

—Teagan

Aftermath: We stopped seeing each other about a week later.

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“Good at Computers”

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I asked my new boyfriend how he go so good at computers. He replied, “Well, I was addicted to porn for a while.”

—Jen

Aftermath: Have not talked since.

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“Pixel Girlfriend”

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Over our year-long relationship, we played video games together all the time, which was fine. The problem came when he canceled our actual in-person dates so we could play online from our respective homes. I realized he liked my video game character more than me.

—Nicole

Aftermath: A month later, he told me he could “never really love me.” I’ve spoken to him maybe three times since then.

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“The Goat”

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I walked downstairs and found him showing the “GOAT” to his other friend. Both laughing their asses off.

—M

Aftermath: Ew.

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