We decided to try 69. She didn’t tell me Mexican food gave her diaherrea. Before she could get off, the bottom fell out, all over me.

— LeRoy

Aftermath: Adios!

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On our first date at dinner she proceeded to stab the pats of butter with her knife and eat them, exclaiming “We don’t eat butter at home and I just love it!” I was grossed out.

— JR

Aftermath: When I took her home she got mad that I wouldn’t kiss her and told everyone I was Gay!

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After 3 dates I discovered she had a d***.

— Mark

Aftermath: She said she was having a sex change. I didn’t wait to see.

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I went to her house for dinner. As we proceeded to make love I noticed the closet door was opening. To my shock, her 13 yr old brother was sitting in the closet watching and eating a tub of popcorn!! When I freaked out she told me “It’s Ok, I always let him watch!”

— Chris

Aftermath: I was out of there.

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My brother set me up with a friend of his and we went on a few dates. One day while at my job at an elementary school, I was in the teacher’s room flipping through pictures of local sex-offenders. There was my date in all his glory.

— SeelyD

Aftermath: I never saw him again, and confronted my brother. He said he knew that the guy was a registered sex-offender, but didn’t think that it was a big deal. I have 3 kids.

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