She decided to mix my body wash with Nair.

— Matt

Aftermath: We broke up, and I currently have no hair.

I came home to find my live-in boyfriend had not only taken more than the recommended dosage of prescription pain medication for his injury, but he was selling the pills out of my house…the pills I paid for…

—Illustrated Girl

Aftermath: I left him…then sold his precious guitar…

We were snuggling up to go to sleep after mind-blowing sex when he mumbled, “I used to f**k guys like that in prison”.

—WTF???

Aftermath: Called a cab and kicked him out

She called and asked if she could come over. When I asked her where she’d been and why she wasn’t answering her phone, she said she was busy. I found out when she got to my apartment she had been busy. Very busy. Three times. In three positions. Messy.

—Thomas

Aftermath: I told her to get out and brushed my teeth. Three times.

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