We had been dating for 8 months when suddenly he stopped calling me. A week later I asked him what was up and he told me he was under a lot of stress because his mother was in the hospital. I waited a week for a call and during that time found that he had posted pictures of him with another girl on several dates. Needless to say I ended it there through an email.

—Liz

Aftermath: I never did call him out on all of his multiple lies, I just let it go. Since then, he’s tried to contact me a number of times through text and Facebook. Guess he didn’t get “Please erase my number.”

It was over when he constantly wanted to listen to “Legally Blonde: The Musical” and then did the “bend and snap” in front of one of my gay friends at a wedding. All I ever heard from my friends after that was how obviously gay he was.

—ade

Aftermath: It lasted for another 9 months. Ultimately ended because he cheated on me…twice. At least it was with a girl.

He started crying one night and told me he fell in love with a 300-pound Canadian woman he met playing Final Fantasy online.

—Grateful He Sucked

Aftermath: I broke it off then. Three months later, he begged for me to take him back. Four years later, he’s still telling friends he wants me back. Thank God I got out of it.

I knew it was over when he kissed me. He had a stubby little tongue that stabbed into my mouth. It grossed me out.

–Jenny

Aftermath: I stuck around long enough to find out that his penis did the same thing as his tongue. When I found out he cheated on me, I felt bad for the girl who was stuck with him.

About five months in to the relationship, I asked him why I hadn’t met any of his friends. He said, “Well, I think you’re hot but I think they would say ‘She’s not that attractive’.”

—Angela

Aftermath: It took me another month or so before I realized I couldn’t forgive him that and broke up with him via instant message.