When he wanted to go to Kohl’s and buy me underwear that he had bought his wife. (Yes, he was married) Told him “NO” and he said “but it made her ass look sooo nice!!”
— Windy
Aftermath: There is nothing wrong with my ass so I broke up with him. Changed my phone number. How rude!
During our three week relationship, his story went from “I raise show horses” to “my family raises show horses and I help” to “I live with my family and a bunch of old gimpy horses because I’m afraid to live by myself.” He was 28.
— Boy’s Mamma?
Aftermath: After I broke up with him and told him never to contact me again, he emailed, called, and came to my house 70 times in two months. I filed a restraining order.
I used to date this guy a few years back. He recently caught up with me on Facebook and kept trying to get me to go out with him. I finally accepted and he stood me up. I re-read his FB profile and his status was married but he said he did it as a joke. On his B-day I was going to post on his page when I started to read his other posts. His mother said “Happy birthday. U R a wonderful son, father and husband!”
— Jen
Aftermath: I have never spoke to him again!!
His ex wife called and asked for a paternity test for my boyfriend and her new baby.
— Cityslicker
Aftermath: He was the dad
He freaked out at me for hanging out with my friends instead of him. The day after we met.
— Red Balloon
Aftermath: I cancelled our second date, and he told me I “need to learn more about relationships.” Right, because two days is a relationship!
