First (and last) date was over lunch. She bragged about the time she lied to a cop who pulled her over when she was speeding. She told him that she was racing to get home because a neighbor called and told her that her house was being burglarized. The cop followed her home where she took him on a wild goose chase around her yard before he determined she was safe. She was thrilled with the way she escaped a ticket. I knew that I didn’t want to date a liar and finished lunch ASAP.

— One lunch only

Aftermath: At the end of the meal, she suggested we get together again and I said my schedule is pretty full. It still is, if it’s her.

I should have known it was over when I brought my boyfriend to my senior prom and was forced into a bet with my friends. The bet was that he’d be out of the closet within two years.

— Anna

Aftermath: Luckily my friends are nice and didn’t really want the money. But on the inside I lost more than $50.

He took 99 of our last 100 dollars out of our bank account because he needed to have an STD test done before the girl he liked would sleep with him. I’m not sure why because I was completely faithful to him and he knew it.

— bennie

Aftermath: We are divorced. I have the house and our son and he is currently homeless.

We were making out in her room when she stood up and removed a small blade from her pocket. She said she wanted us to drink each other’s blood so we would always be together.

— Maffle

Aftermath: I ran out of her house and never spoke with her again, although her MOM called me to ask why I changed my number.

We were watching T.V. and one of those Extenze commercials came on. She turned to me and said “Maybe you should get that.”

— Steve

Aftermath: That stuff doesn’t work…