When I googled his username I found that he’d sent a message to a woman with sexy videos on Youtube a month before.

— Mzaftig

Aftermath: I deleted everything he ever sent me-emails, photos. I blocked his email accounts and messenger. I deleted his address from my phone.

For our first date he invited me to see a movie, but didn’t tell me which one. He took me to see Bruno. After I told him I hated Borat.

— A

Aftermath: One more date to see if it was an accident. It wasn’t.

I randomly wrote the word “Death” on her pink eraser and placed it in her backpack. Apparently, she freaked out over the weekend and thought someone was after her. She confronted me on Monday and told me how she almost had a nervous breakdown and I laughed my a** off.

— Adam

Aftermath: She dumped me that evening. Still the hottest chick I ever dated…man I miss seeing her naked.

I only dated him because he was a cop and I thought he was hardcore. I told him it was over after 3 dates and he balled like a baby in front of his mates in the bar, then stripped to his undies because he thought I was breaking up with him because he wasn’t “wild” enough.

— MG

Aftermath: He stripped again in my apt, in front of my flatmates. Please God, that’s enough.

My wife of 14 years co-signed for a new $14,000 Ninja bike for another guy who never paid off his end. I got stuck paying for it.

— yomon

Aftermath: Bike paid off. Wife gone. Bike gone. Time to move on.