My boyfriend of almost 8 years didn’t work for the better part of 6. We ended up living at his mom’s house, where he didn’t help clean, cook, or anything. We couldn’t move out because I couldn’t pay for a place and support the mama’s boy.

— Sarah

Aftermath: I provoked him into a drunken fight and let him kick me out. I went on a date with a guy from work the next night and we were married 4 months later. Still happily married to a real man.

He told me his fantasy was to taste his own cum…in the mouth of a chick who gave him a BJ…..NO THANK YOU.

— Rachel

Aftermath: He was the last guy I had relations with…..I’ve been a lesbian now for the past 4 years.

I had resisted the urge to get intimate with him for months, wanting it to be meaningful. We got drunk one night and he mooned a friend, then turned around and I caught a glimpse of his “junk.” Sigh.

— choogachooga

Aftermath: Nuff said.

Together 4 years. Lived together. Engaged to be married. He didn’t come home for the weekend and stayed at his parents’ house. I didn’t even know we had an issue. That weekend I ran into him at a gas station. I stood right next to him and asked what was up. He ignored me. Wouldn’t even look at me. I was devastated.

— Lisa

Aftermath: Broke up that Monday. He tried to get back together with me later but I was already dating someone else. We’re still together 5 years later. He has been single since. Can’t say I’m unhappy about it.

After 7 months of dating, when we were out to dinner, I was in the middle of a sentence and he started moving his hand in a “talking” motion (fingers and thumb touching together as a mouth opening and closing). He looked straight at me, turned to his hand, and used his other hand to shut it. Apparently, I was supposed to stop talking. I didn’t say another word the rest of the night.

— Irritated Girl

Aftermath: A few days later we mutually ended the relationship. Two weeks later he’s dating a girl 6 years older than him with an 8-year-old daughter.