It was over when I got a text message from my best friend, who was the waiter at a restaurant my boyfriend was at, saying that he was eating dinner with his ex-girlfriend. He told me he was going to be with his mom all day.

—Jukedd

Aftermath: We broke up a few months later. I saw text messages in his phone between the two. But she left him for someone else! Karma rocks.

She told me she ran 10 miles a day and she still wasn’t that thin. I knew it was all downhill when she really “let herself go.”

—Andre

Aftermath: About two more weeks.

College days: It was a daffy, sexy, pretty blonde’s scary fiance vs. my whining, complaining, demanding fiance.
The other fiance and I hit it off. Two engagements broken, and a short but TORRID fling I will never forget.

—Iggy

Aftermath: Have been happily married for over 20 yrs. Only saw her again right before she married and I married…

She had a dream in which I did something to make her really angry (she couldn’t recall what). When she woke up, she couldn’t shake the feeling and remained angry for about a week.

—FRS

Aftermath: I stayed with her for a while and even months later she would bring up how bad I’d made her feel in her dream. Her rationale was I must have done something in real life to have triggered the dream in the first place.

She called me out of the blue one day and asked me out, and a week later I found myself sitting her family’s double-wide at about 2AM, with her lips wrapped around my c**k, and her brother asleep on the couch across the room. A few weeks later, it was all about her virginity and how she was saving herself

—Leon

Aftermath: I dumped her for a stacked redhead I worked with about 3 days later. I’ll bet she’s still in that double-wide. I’ve developed much higher standards since then.