He was acting shady one night. He told me he was tired and going to bed early. I decided to drive over and check the situation. I went into the house and sure enough he was not home. But his computer was on and I wandered over to take a look. He left the browser on craigslist. Casual encounters. TS for M. My boyfriend was cheating on me with shemale hookers.

— Crystal

Aftermath: Therapy and std workups.

I randomly wrote the word “Death” on her pink eraser and placed it in her backpack. Apparently, she freaked out over the weekend and thought someone was after her. She confronted me on Monday and told me how she almost had a nervous breakdown and I laughed my a** off.

— Adam

Aftermath: She dumped me that evening. Still the hottest chick I ever dated…man I miss seeing her naked.

I only dated him because he was a cop and I thought he was hardcore. I told him it was over after 3 dates and he balled like a baby in front of his mates in the bar, then stripped to his undies because he thought I was breaking up with him because he wasn’t “wild” enough.

— MG

Aftermath: He stripped again in my apt, in front of my flatmates. Please God, that’s enough.

My boyfriend and I were in the car when he asked if I wanted to try “Pegging.” My answer of silence was deafening.

— Victoria

Aftermath: You can never really enjoy sex with someone the same after you know they’d rather be the woman.

She told me she wanted a divorce on New Year’s day at 2 in the morning after celebrating our 9th New Year’s kiss together.

— Andy

Aftermath: Dated a woman later that year and made plans for New Year’s Eve. She canceled. I got dumped 2 years in a row on New Year’s Eve.