I asked him what his sexual fantasy was, and he said, “Two redheads.” I’m a brunette.

—Autumn

Aftermath: He left me two months later. For a blonde.

One of the things that I loved most about him was how close he was to his family, especially his dad. But one night at dinner, he told me that he had something important to ask me. I never expected it to be, “Would you mind if my dad tested out your goods first? He really knows what I like”. And he wasn’t joking.

—Sara

Aftermath: I got up and left right about the time he started telling me his dad’s availability. I changed my number and email after his father tried contacting me several times about setting up a “date.”

We were lovers for seven years. He went away for three years (wink,wink) and was home 100 plus days before he “went away” again. Shortly after that, I found out from his dad that he got married while he was home. His wife called me a week after I heard the news.

—Robyn

Aftermath: Me and the “Misses” talked for hours. The rabbit hole went so deep…he had three other women he had been “communicating” with, besides me, and “raw dog” (dumb on my part)!…Don’t know about her, but I am out.

My wife went out with a new co-worker. She came home late and drunk. We got into a fight, made up, and two days later when she went back to work she told me over the phone that she was not coming back. Married for 4 years and ended with a stranger. A week later she put a restraining order on me. I saw her with that co-worker kissing. It’s been over a year and I’m still in hell!!!

—Sunshine

Aftermath: Not the woman I knew and married. Hope they both just die and go to H*ll!!!

On our first (and last) date, we discovered that we are, in fact, second cousins.

—AngryGirlIndy

Aftermath: He called me for 2 more weeks asking for a 2nd date before he finally gave up.