I figured out my girlfriend’s unexplainable weight loss was due to her being a closet drug addict!

—Chuckie

Aftermath: Lasted for a couple of “courtesy” months.

She stood on a barstool and screamed at me because I told her that missing the opportunity to buy a house wasn’t that big a deal. (She didn’t even have a bank account.) The entire bar stopped and was staring in disbelief, including the bar staff that knew her well.

—Erik

Aftermath: We broke up that night, but it took me over 2 months to get her out of the house. She kept leaving gifts for me; the crazies are funny that way. I am now married to an incredible woman with two awesome kids

My girlfriend of two years recently told me she wants to marry me and have kids—then suddenly stopped calling, texting or replying to me. She now has her ex-boyfriend in my position on MySpace.

—S.

Aftermath: My world feels like it’s been flipped and I lost all the ground I had. I miss her so much but she is very attractive and so she has lots of guys that want to keep her company. It’s easy for her.

It was over when he compared my breasts to a video game.

—RIP

Aftermath: It ended the next morning after a year-plus of being together

My boyfriend of 3 years told me that he had his new girlfriend’s name tattooed on him after being with her for 2 months. He told me this after we had sex.

—Brittany

Aftermath: It didn’t last.