She stood on a barstool and screamed at me because I told her that missing the opportunity to buy a house wasn’t that big a deal. (She didn’t even have a bank account.) The entire bar stopped and was staring in disbelief, including the bar staff that knew her well.

—Erik

Aftermath: We broke up that night, but it took me over 2 months to get her out of the house. She kept leaving gifts for me; the crazies are funny that way. I am now married to an incredible woman with two awesome kids

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