*In high school*

I went into her classroom and sang a love song to her to be my Valentine.

She said yes, then no after school.

Figures, she told her friends about what she said.

—J

Aftermath: I went up to her face and said, “B*tch”

He called me from his (female) friend’s house and told me he was sleeping over there for the night. He never made plans to see me after that.

—Savvy

Aftermath: He wrote me a song and told me he loved me but I didn’t buy it.

I sent my (somewhat bitter) ex a message: “I tried to call you but you turned off your phone, which I think is kinda childish… But anyway. I think I’m pregnant. If I am, I might have to abort. I don’t expect anything from you. Just letting you know out of respect.” He only replied: “I was abroad all day! If that’s being childish… ”

—Catarina

Aftermath: Luckily, I wasn’t pregnant.

Two days before our six-month anniversary, she told me that she cheated on me with her ex on our five-month anniversary.

—ScrewedOver

Aftermath: I dropped that whore. I can have better than that. She’ll realize what she did once this guy screws her over and she tries to crawl back to me.

When I went on the first date with him, he admitted that he’d stayed up until I’d responded to his email and passed out while a friend was at his house.

—Amanda

Aftermath: We lasted a week.. I think out of pity.