When I googled his username I found that he’d sent a message to a woman with sexy videos on Youtube a month before.

— Mzaftig

Aftermath: I deleted everything he ever sent me-emails, photos. I blocked his email accounts and messenger. I deleted his address from my phone.

My wife of 14 years co-signed for a new $14,000 Ninja bike for another guy who never paid off his end. I got stuck paying for it.

— yomon

Aftermath: Bike paid off. Wife gone. Bike gone. Time to move on.

After a bad drinking episode, she made me promise not to get drunk unless she was with me. I held up my end and got really drunk on her birthday.

— Adam

Aftermath: She wasn’t happy, but I pointed out she was with me and couldn’t get upset. We broke up a couple weeks later as I was already seeing someone else.

He left me 18 days after our wedding, and 8 days after his ex came into town.

— Not a vaccuum

Aftermath: I would probably have given him another chance, if he hadn’t shown up to move out with a huge hickey.

Going to a costume party for Halloween, my boyfriend was incredibly more excited about he and his friend going as lesbians than me going as a Playboy Bunny.

— lemonlime

Aftermath: He might not have appreciated my costume. but his friend did. A lot…