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“Funny Story”

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On my birthday I received a text. He said, “So I have a funny story to tell you.” Who knew that a funny story involved him sleeping with my best friend who was a “lesbian”?

—Birthday girl

Aftermath: Consequently the relationship was over. In the year, my ex received some decent karma when his girlfriend cheated on him and left him for the same girl that he left me for.

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