We were making out in her room when she stood up and removed a small blade from her pocket. She said she wanted us to drink each other’s blood so we would always be together.

— Maffle

Aftermath: I ran out of her house and never spoke with her again, although her MOM called me to ask why I changed my number.

We were watching T.V. and one of those Extenze commercials came on. She turned to me and said “Maybe you should get that.”

— Steve

Aftermath: That stuff doesn’t work…

When he wanted to go to Kohl’s and buy me underwear that he had bought his wife. (Yes, he was married) Told him “NO” and he said “but it made her ass look sooo nice!!”

— Windy

Aftermath: There is nothing wrong with my ass so I broke up with him. Changed my phone number. How rude!

During our three week relationship, his story went from “I raise show horses” to “my family raises show horses and I help” to “I live with my family and a bunch of old gimpy horses because I’m afraid to live by myself.” He was 28.

— Boy’s Mamma?

Aftermath: After I broke up with him and told him never to contact me again, he emailed, called, and came to my house 70 times in two months. I filed a restraining order.

I used to date this guy a few years back. He recently caught up with me on Facebook and kept trying to get me to go out with him. I finally accepted and he stood me up. I re-read his FB profile and his status was married but he said he did it as a joke. On his B-day I was going to post on his page when I started to read his other posts. His mother said “Happy birthday. U R a wonderful son, father and husband!”

— Jen

Aftermath: I have never spoke to him again!!