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“Baritone Racist”

best of chemistry

We were at a bus stop. Every time an African-American would drive by she would say, “N*****” (said it like Ni-guh) in a deep voice.

— Arturo

Aftermath: I walked across the street and got on a bus going the opposite direction. I’m mixed-race.

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“Mama’s Boy”

best of quirks

He talked to his mother so much he would even answer the phone at the movies!! One day I called him and he told me he couldn’t talk because he was painting her toe nails.

— Mari

Aftermath: I told him it wasn’t working out. His mother called me the next day to ask why.

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“Ghost of stillborn past”

best of weird

She proceeded to show off pictures of her stillborn daughter like any other newborn pics. Her: “She’s smiling at you. Don’t you see?”

— Ghost Whisperer

Aftermath: She told me she loved me. It was our second date.

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“Tidy TP”

quirks

I used his bathroom and he told me he was proud of me! I said I didn’t know what he was talking about and he said that I had finally ripped the toilet paper off at the very top and hadn’t left any sheets hanging below the roll!

— Pixie

Aftermath: I couldn’t take how obsessive-compulsive he was so I broke up with him.

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“Don’t s*** where you eat”

best of chemistry

I prepared a nice meal for my husband. He was hungry but also had to poop. So, he took his plate into the bathroom and ate it while he was pooping. To this day I cannot eat ham.

— Michelle

Aftermath: Divorce.

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