sex
She told me I gave her Chlamydia, even though she was my first and only sexual experience and I knew she had a lot of “friends.”
— Mike
Aftermath: Test results later came back clean for me… Peace out!
This post was submitted by Mike.
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weird
I came home and discovered that he had gotten drunk and decided to cut my 20 year old dog’s skin tags off with a kitchen knife and bandage him up with duct tape.
— Lo
Aftermath: The duct tape fell off and I came home the next day to the other dog licking his wounds. That was it for me.
This post was submitted by Lo.
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best of sex
I lost my “virginity” to a guy who performed the entire act to completion, never realizing he has never actually “in.”
— Dawn
Aftermath: I broke up with him the next day and he drove to my house and handed me a very angry letter which stated that girls who break up with a guy after what we did get a VERY bad reputation. He ended up with the bad reputation. Amateur!
This post was submitted by Dawn.
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sex
My ex always wanted a threesome. Eventually we found someone that was into both of us. A few months later they started spending all their time together and I was left out. He broke up with me for her and said we were going to get evicted cause he will not pay rent.
— Alex
Aftermath: I talked to the landlord. He is going to be evicted not me.
This post was submitted by alex.
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best of clashes
Started dating a girl and it was good until 3 months after when she wanted me to meet her family visiting from Alabama. Turns out they are “KKK” members…I’m African American……
— Riot
Aftermath: It was over that second…..yeah… like if that wasn’t gonna be an awkward family renunion!
This post was submitted by Riot.
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