He yelled at me for 10 minutes, in a packed movie theater, about being a pedophile because I said I thought Taylor Lautner was hot.
— Brooke
Aftermath: I’m only 23… it’s not like I could be his mother.
She wanted me to dress up in her father’s uniform and punish her for getting a “C” on her report card.
— Mr.E
Aftermath: I left and haven’t talked to her since.
I found out that she was an escort.
— live and learn
Aftermath: Need I say more?
I received a call from my son’s high school principal.
— thp
Aftermath: He informed me it was against school policy for my husband to pick up a senior cheerleader for lunch dates.
