I used to date this guy a few years back. He recently caught up with me on Facebook and kept trying to get me to go out with him. I finally accepted and he stood me up. I re-read his FB profile and his status was married but he said he did it as a joke. On his B-day I was going to post on his page when I started to read his other posts. His mother said “Happy birthday. U R a wonderful son, father and husband!”

— Jen

Aftermath: I have never spoke to him again!!

His ex wife called and asked for a paternity test for my boyfriend and her new baby.

— Cityslicker

Aftermath: He was the dad

My husband, best friend and I went to the beach one weekend, but along the way during the 3 hour trip, we pulled into the parking lot of a nondescript brick building. Curious, I asked, “What’s going on? Something wrong with the car?” I was told we had to stop to get an abortion for my best friend, and it was my husband’s kid. The parking lot was for the clinic.

— *sigh*

Aftermath: We signed divorce papers a month later. They are now engaged and living together, and I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my life.

I came home and found her in the hot tub with another man.

— ED

Aftermath: The other man is handicapped. She can’t hurt him too much.

The day before Valentine’s Day (after our 4th date) he asked me if I had a boyfriend.

— JB

Aftermath: I should have asked if he had a girlfriend.