Second date, bill came. I offered to split the bill and he told me I should pay since he got the first date. So much for chivalry.

—Sara

Aftermath: He tried to make-out with me after that. Denied! I ignored the next two weeks of phone calls and texts.

While she encouraged me to spend more time on travel, she was carrying on an affair with her boss. When I found out she blamed me for not being around enough. She never even said she was sorry.

—Phil

Aftermath: Still married, when my daughter goes to college, I go out the door.

She was a big ER fan and one night set it to record while we were watching it. I knew what was coming.

—Joe

Aftermath: Very awkwardly, she said “Look, we need to talk. I want to see other people” and I started laughing at her. It ended right there.

I knew it was over when he walked in to the bedroom after a shower and simply stated “My balls are clean now, want to lick them?”

—J

Aftermath: It went on for awhile after that with no surprises, even finding boogers wiped on the back of the couch upon moving out.

We were dating for about a year when he said he wanted to go to his home country for the holidays “to be with the people close to his heart.” After coming back, he proudly declared he got baptized and couldn’t have premarital sex anymore. One of the major reasons I was with him was sex.

—Inna

Aftermath: Two weeks later he saw me by a plush restaurant with a tall handsome guy, helping me out of his Porche. My ex called me about 15 times, but I never answered.