I was out of town for a close family members funeral and he wrote me: “Dear subscriber, I know you’ve been out of town, but your sex balance is past due.. Your account will reach virginity status… Please f*ck to avoid disconnection. Thank you. ^-^”

—Kyya

Aftermath: That was his sympathy… I think that was definitely it, when I knew what we had built our relationship on.

I walked downstairs and found him showing the “GOAT” to his other friend. Both laughing their asses off.

—M

Aftermath: Ew.

She told me she had herpes right before we were going to make love…..no STDs for me, thank you.

—Sean

Aftermath: She kicked my junk and left.

The morning after completing a 2,500 mile trip to see my father, who had been diagnosed with cancer and given 6 months to live, she told me we needed to talk. She said she thought she could do better by herself. I married her after she got pregnant overseas in the military. I asked her if she thought of it all on her own. No, she said, the people at work helped her figure it out.

—jp

Aftermath: I left, right then to take care of dad. And, 26 yrs later she still blames me for everything that went wrong in her life (plenty). She is as big as a house and mean as a snake now.  I have peace and serenity.

I had been dating this guy I had met at work and I thought things were going okay, he’s a really good guy, until we’re out at dinner a few months before the election for President… Somehow politics get brought up and of course he doesn’t have the same views as me. We get into a heated discussion and I knew it was over when we didn’t see eye to eye on the same beliefs and dreams for our Country.

—Stephanie

Aftermath: 2 years later I run into him again and he asks me if I still have the same political views. I say yes and he shakes his head and sighs. Needless to say, we will never be dating and I’m okay with that.