I was working on her car and opened the trunk and there was her Valentine’s gift from a new boyfriend.

— todd

Aftermath: She can fix her own car.

He used the word “ain’t” in casual conversation and meant it. I work in communications, and one of my pet peeves is bad grammar.

— saquah

Aftermath: I just couldn’t get past it.

She said “If you go to sleep tonite you will not wake up tomorrow.”

— justme

Aftermath: Slept in my truck and got a divorce.

She started praying after we were done having sex. She said Jesus told her what we were doing was wrong.

— RJ

Aftermath: I broke it off the next day.

He told me that I would read about him in the papers when he kills himself.

— Miss Liss

Aftermath: We haven’t spoken since.