He took me to Victoria’s Secret.

— Marianne

Aftermath: To buy himself panties.

She lost her virginity to another guy while we were together.

— BG Eyes

Aftermath: Left her for good.

After 5 years he told me that I killed his dreams.

— Amber

Aftermath: I told him to move out.

I’m a bikini model. I found out he cheated on me with a tubby neighbor. His reason – he’s a “chubby chaser.”

— Jamie

Aftermath: I left him on the spot. Can’t let the pretty go to waste!!

Ten minutes into sex she says, “Why haven’t you cum yet?” I said, “Because I don’t want to yet.” She shouted, “YOU MEAN YOU’RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE! I’m not the kind of woman who likes being here all night.”

— Smooth

Aftermath: We broke up. It wasn’t worth taking my clothes off for two minutes.