A woman I was dating told me that she moved to our state because they can’t garnish her wages for child support for her 3 children that she left with her ex-husband and hadn’t contacted in 2 years.

— Randy

Aftermath: I never called her again.

My wife and I were discussing our dreams for the future. I told her mine and she laughed in my face.

— jeff

Aftermath: We divorced a few years later.

He scratched his taint and smelled his fingers.

— Casey

Aftermath: Hand sanitizer.

He told me if we had kids together he’d love for me to breastfeed him. Said he was curious about the taste…and the feeling.

— ijwga1

Aftermath: Over. I’m not looking for a kinky milk drinker!

I found out my boyfriend received oral sex from a tranny in the mall parking lot.

— Cherry Pie

Aftermath: I am now in a tranny free relationship