He took off his pants to reveal what can only be described as a butt plug for a penis. Extremely small and yet super thick. As I was looking at his pink eraser he says to me “You know you want this.”

— bluebird

Aftermath: I never saw him again. My friends and I still refer to him as “Eraser.”

My best friend and I were talking about how excited we were that we were both pregnant, and she asked my advice on how she was going to tell the father of her baby – my husband.

— Maxxx

Aftermath: She didn’t have her baby, and I got divorced.

My car died and I walked over 4 hours to get to his house and found him with two women.

— luna blue

Aftermath: I took everything of his from my house and threw it on his lawn.

After being separated from my spouse for over 9 months due to his losing job after job, he has the nerve to ask me, “So how long do I have to hold this job before we can live together again?”

— done with never never land

Aftermath: I’m filing for divorce.

After a weekend outing as a first date she revealed to me the the name she gave me was false and that she wanted to make it work.

— leebob

Aftermath: I informed her that the whole weekend was a lie, from her make up, to her push-up bra and high heels.