“It Was Over When on Kevin & Bean”
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Listen here. Fast forward to 29:15.
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Thanks to Kevin & Bean for having It Was Over When on the show again! @kevinandbean and @kroq
Listen here. Fast forward to 29:15.
I’d wanted this guy BADLY, and I waited for a long time (we worked together and were both exiting relationships). It was torture, but the good kind. We finally had our chance to be together and he was packin’ heat, but not so great on the side-dishes. I still liked him. Then, he asked “Didja?” (Did I have an orgasm?) I said, “Well, not this time, but no complaints.” Then, this manly Army guy pouted for an hour, then yelled as he was walking to his truck at midnight, “SAY GOODBYE TO THE F***ING LOSER!”
—LP
Aftermath: I asked later if he was just joking. Did I misunderstand a humorous gesture? Nope. Pouty McB*tchyman = instantly over.
It was over when he told me that his lifetime fantasy was to get head while he was playing XBox.
—Katie
Aftermath: A couple days later, I told my friends and they said I needed to break up with that boy!
We were cuddling and he said, “I love Asian girls. I was just with this white girl. White girls have body hair and cellulite. And Asian girls have prettier vaginas! Can we have sex?”
—Shancai
Aftermath: There was no nookie that night. I dumped him like a bad habit…though not for a few weeks after this.