We were dating for about two months, and then he decided to tell me his ex-girlfriend was pregnant and it “might” be his child…one week before it was due.
—Lindsey
Aftermath: He left to go get a paternity test and be there for the birth. I haven’t talked to him since he left.
I came home from work one day and she said she would rather kill herself than continue to be married to me.
—Unlucky
Aftermath: She wanted me to stick around until our 6-month-old daughter was 3 because she didn’t want to put her in day care until then.
I had been dating this college football coach for a few months and decided to fly across the country and visit for his birthday. We always had fun together, but this trip he spent all weekend blowing me off for various obligations, and I knew something was up. Later I got this crazy demanding message asking where dinner was and when I was coming home. I told him that instead of spending my time with him I’d rather visit a friend (who lived 200 miles away).
—Kiera
Aftermath: He’d been cheating on me with his ex, but apologized and said he wanted to marry me; wanted me to be the mother of his children. I drove to his best friend’s house and f*cked him. *It should also be noted that coincidentally he was fired on his birthday. Karma’s a b*tch.
We dated 2 years. Valentine’s Day. Big fight. Hot make up sex. She says to me afterwards, “During our fight, I was standing at the foot of the bed watching us argue. I was thinking to myself, Don’t be so mean to him. He really is a nice guy.” Stand at the foot of the bed watching herself?!
—Rondog
Next morning I walked her to the front door and told her we were done. She calmly said OK without any emotion and turned and walked away. I never saw her again.
I had only been married a couple of months and decided to prepare a nice meal for my husband. He was hungry but also had to poop. So, he took his plate into the bathroom and ate it while he was pooping. To this day I cannot eat ham without thinking of him on the toilet.
—Michelle
Aftermath: DIVORCE!
