A few weeks into the relationship I was making tea for both of us. When I asked him how he liked it, he made a call home to his Mom to ask how many spoons of sugar to put in.

—deb

Aftermath: Lasted a few weeks longer but ended after a discussion about the way his Mom thought I should act and dress. 22 years later, he still lives with his Mom.

During sex, she got really hot telling me fantasy stories about me having sex with a hot girl lifeguard after everyone had left the pool. She started working out 2 nights a week with friends. Shortly thereafter I found out that the “workout friends” was a gym teacher. At his school. At the pool. After everyone else had left.

—SwimFan

Aftermath: She vehemently denied any wrongdoing; said that it was a coincidence, even after I received a cell phone video of proof. I filed for divorce.

One fateful night, missionary style, the condom broke within a few pumps. I reared back to put on a new one, and it hit me. The most awful smell my nose had ever experienced. This was new, and I uncontrollably went limp. She asked what happened, and too nice to say it, I told her I had an E.D. type of disorder

—Bukowski

Aftermath: I went and got an STD check, fearing she had a rare dead animal disease. I was clean, we never had sex again, and she told friends I go limp easily. Nice guys finish last!

After we  had dated for 6 months, she told me that two nights earlier she had tried anal (which she told me was never gonna happen, lol).

—Ind

Aftermath: I got in my car and left.

 

I knew it was over when I knocked on the bathroom door and he said “come in” only for me to see him taking a number 2 and eating breakfast simultaneously.

—Randi

Aftermath: It ended right there.