He got mad at me for doubling up on birth control to postpone my period so we could have sex after being away from each other for a week. He seemed to think this was going to somehow get me pregnant.

—H

Aftermath: I tried to talk to him a few times, but gave up when he refused. We never spoke again. Ever.

After sex, I asked him why he spent so much time in the bathroom before returning to bed, and he said “I had to wash my genitals.”

—Lolita

Aftermath: It ended one month later, which was one month too long.

All this happened during a third date: He persistently poked me hard in the ribs, despite my firm objections, attempted to pick my nose several times (again, objections were expressed), and when I was just about to say “I don’t think this going to work out,” he got up, sauntered into his bedroom and said “I’m going to bed. When you come in, be naked.”

—Laura

Aftermath: I left quietly as soon as he closed the door. Never heard from him again.

In high school, I had the biggest crush on this guy. He was so cute! Fast forward two years after high school and I saw him at the club. To make a long story short, we hooked up that night–only to find out he wasn’t packing at all down there! I faked everything.

—Jiesselle

Aftermath: I tried to be nice afterward but I couldn’t, so I stopped talking to him.