I called her to let her know I was on my way. I say “Hey!” she says “Hold on.”  I hear her say “It’s him, what do I tell him?” then I hear a guy, “Tell him you’re with me,” she gets back on the phone and says “I’ll call you back.”

— Eddie

Aftermath: I heard she drove herself crazy and flew off a cliff…

She told me that she was cheating on a guy named Oz to be with me.
Her age: 21
My age: 17
Oz: 15
Also, she made fun of statutory rape. Really funny

— Jake

Aftermath: She got me in a weak spot (one of my best friends died) and I dated her for three more months, she told me I was too good for her, she was cheating on me, but with an older guy, Oz knows nothing, poor guy.

I placed a fake ad on the personals page of a local paper pretending to be exactly the kind of guy I thought she’d like. The ad only got one response, and it was from my wife.

—Dave

Aftermath: I got custody of the kids and am happily remarried. She can’t seem to keep anything steady in her life (job, men, etc.) for more than a few months.

My girlfriend had always complained that I never stopped by during the week to see her (she lived with her parents). So, one day, I was in her neighborhood and her mom answered, but wouldn’t let me in. My girlfriend came to the door and asks what I was doing. It took a few seconds but I figured out what was going on and walked toward my car. She ran after me telling me that he was just a friend.

—Rick

Postscript: Her mom later told me she had been seeing both of us; neither one of us knew about the other. We didn’t see each other for about a year, got back together for about a year, then went our separate ways. She was beautiful, I miss her.

We had been looking at homes for a few months and finally found one. After talking about the mortgage, she wouldn’t co-sign the house with me. Less than week of moving in to the house together, the nude photographs she sent to her online gaming friends showed up in my email inbox.

—Scott

Aftermath: Moved out a month later, and never talked to her again.