Every once in a while my wife would play REO Speedwagon’s “Hi Infidelity” album non-stop. I finally caught on that when she did it meant she was cheating.

— Big Pete

Aftermath: We’re divorced…BUT I STILL CAN’T STAND THAT ALBUM!

He failed to mention that he bought a new house across the country and was moving a month after I’d had his name tattooed on me.

— Anonymous

Aftermath: After 8 laser removal treatments I’m still trying to erase his memory.

I’m in college. I meet some dude. He seems cute. He asks me out on a date. We go out. We go back to his apartment to hang out. His ex-girlfriend shows up at the door. He has me hide in the bedroom while they fight. For 3 hours.

— buttercrunch

Aftermath: I never agreed to a second date although he made several attempts to schedule one. He semi-stalked me for about a month after that, until I floated the word around campus that he was a bit stalker-ish. He stopped.

He took me out a lot, and even asked my friends to join. He’d never let anyone pay.

— J.

Aftermath: He called me from jail and asked me to bail him out. He was forging checks. I stopped answering the phone.

He broke up with me for a coworker, and she told me how deeply in love they were and there were no pics of them on Facebook because they wanted to keep it secret from their colleagues (he is a janitor and she an activity director). Then he calls a week later all hot for me saying, “Only email me at this address.” He wanted to meet me at a hotel.

I sent all his sexting to her and said, “Oops is this the wrong email?”

— Bandaid

Aftermath: Apparently she got all his passwords and codes and ordered him to get new email and phone numbers so he would not be tempted to seek me out. She makes him hand in his phone to her every night to check who he has called.