It was over when she told me she did not believe that Central New Jersey existed.

–Dirty Jerz

Aftermath: We never spoke again.

He told me he was always wondered what else was out there & that we rushed into our 2-year relationship because relationships distract him when he needed to focus on skating.

—Elie

Aftermath: I stupidly stuck around for 4 months after he said that. He hasn’t gone skating since we split. But it’s okay, I’m going to Hawaii.

I realized he had a sickly attachment to his mother and preferred porn over sex with a woman with a great body who knows how to use it.

—E

Aftermath: We went on and off for a year and a half, though it should’ve ended a lot sooner! I left him after he copped out of picking me up at the airport and left me to take a shuttle in snowy, holiday, gridlocked traffic. I got home SIX hours later than I should have.

I work at a very nice theatre that people come from all over the state to visit. He came to a performance one night wearing his traditional Scottish garb, kilt and all. It wasn’t until later that it occurred to me that he wasn’t wearing anything underneath. That embarrassed and grossed me out too much to continue seeing him.

—Katie

Aftermath: He was a nice guy, but I couldn’t look at him the same after that. I’m not a prude, am I?

He picked up and swallowed the pill he dropped from the pub floor as he was so desperate to have it, even though everyone else on the night out was only drinking.

—Helen

Aftermath: A couple weeks later he said, “Let’s go on holiday.” I said, “Let’s break up”.