The reason he doesn’t trust authority figures is due to being circumcised at birth. Quote: “They’re just trying to keep me down.”

— Lesson Learned

Aftermath: Stayed with him for a total of 1.5 years. No excuse, really.

She was a big ER fan and one night set it to record while we were watching it. I knew what was coming.

—Joe

Aftermath: Very awkwardly, she said “Look, we need to talk. I want to see other people” and I started laughing at her. It ended right there.

He brought me carnations on our date.

—Kimberly

Aftermath: There wasn’t one…we didn’t go out again.

He stood up to another guy who was treating me badly at a bar, which I thought was pretty chivalrous. When we got back to his place, he said, “I gotta see what I’m dealing with,” and bit me on the ass.

–Mel

Aftermath: After biting me, he disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes. I knew it was going to be a very bad night right then.  I never saw him again after that night. I heard he has a girlfriend now. Hope she likes biters.

His perspiration smelled of curry.

–Jenny

Aftermath: I like curry, but not that much.