He wouldn’t get his deviated septum repaired because he didn’t want to have a nose job on his “record.” I never did find out who he thought was watching him so closely.

— Amy

Aftermath: We dated on and off for two years. I was willing to overlook a few things. He was hot!

I came home and saw my husband working on some type of project. He was making a WWE wrestler belt out of an old pizza box, gold paint, and a Sharpie.

— Amber

Aftermath: He spent three days working on it. My dog got a hold of it, chewed it up, and he made another one. I divorced him shortly after but I kept my dog.

He squealed with delight like a teenage girl at a Jonas Brothers concert….

— Rebecca

Aftermath: After the date from hell he met up with my best friend who must have lost her mind because they slept together & then spent the evening in the hospital trying to get the “morning after” pill.

I was on a blind date. We had time to kill before the movie at the mall. We were walking around and small-talking in the electronics department of a store. They were playing an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. To get a laugh, I sang along with the song that Bugs was singing. She looked at me in an odd way. I explained that I had the song on a CD. That only made it worse.

—Frank

Aftermath: Cartoon Boy didn’t get a second date.

Over our year-long relationship, we played video games together all the time, which was fine. The problem came when he canceled our actual in-person dates so we could play online from our respective homes. I realized he liked my video game character more than me.

—Nicole

Aftermath: A month later, he told me he could “never really love me.”