Our wedding was three months away. I’m fighting through cold feet, and work was piling up. I stayed late often to stay caught up, and brought it home from time to time. She felt that I was being unfaithful and started checking my phone. After a whole night of fighting about why I text other girls, I called it quits!!

— Schmustin

Aftermath: It took a week and a half of her pleading with me, before I told her I was going to call the cops if she didn’t get out of my house. I realized I’m not ready to give up 20 yr old bodies!!!!

We met up at a bar one night with a bunch of friends and I rode with a friend of mine. He convinced me to go back to his place with him (30 miles out of the city) and he would drive me home. At his house he promptly fell asleep. When I tried to wake him up he said “just take my car.” Seriously??

— Over it

Aftermath: I drove myself home and parked his car near my house in a random parking lot and put the keys under the mat. Hope he had fun looking for his car.

She refused to sign the pre-nup.

— Renaldo

Aftermath: No wedding.

Before our first date, I entered her studio apartment to find a jumbled mess of cups, plates, clothing, and stuffed animals. She also had seven pets. She talked to them in a cooing baby voice the entire time she got ready.

— William

Aftermath: For some reason (I’m guessing it had to do with my libido) I chose to stay with her for over a year of bizarre behavior that included throwing pasta at my head because there was an ant on the plate. And then crying and banging her head on the wall when I got angry about it.

Met girl. Liked girl. Moved in together. Then we fought all the time. She threw food at me, kept me prisoner during fights, chased me down the street screaming in her nightgown at 2 a.m. Once I finally escaped (yes the cops came to our door after that), she threatened to kill herself repeatedly.

— EP

Aftermath: You live and you learn. I learned that I was a glutton for punishment and that I don’t need to tolerate the crazies. She learned? Well I guess I will never know. I moved out. Haven’t heard from her since. In a fantastic relationship now with a wonderful girl who treats me right. You live and you learn.