We were at a bus stop. Every time an African-American would drive by she would say, “N*****” (said it like Ni-guh) in a deep voice.

— Arturo

Aftermath: I walked across the street and got on a bus going the opposite direction. I’m mixed-race.

He talked to his mother so much he would even answer the phone at the movies!! One day I called him and he told me he couldn’t talk because he was painting her toe nails.

— Mari

Aftermath: I told him it wasn’t working out. His mother called me the next day to ask why.

She proceeded to show off pictures of her stillborn daughter like any other newborn pics. Her: “She’s smiling at you. Don’t you see?”

— Ghost Whisperer

Aftermath: She told me she loved me. It was our second date.

I prepared a nice meal for my husband. He was hungry but also had to poop. So, he took his plate into the bathroom and ate it while he was pooping. To this day I cannot eat ham.

— Michelle

Aftermath: Divorce.

I reached for a box of Cheez-Its. He implied I shouldn’t eat them. I said “Why not? You don’t seem to mind looking at my a**.” He grabbed one of my thighs, jiggled it, and said “It’s not your a** I’m worried about.”

— cheezitbabe

Aftermath: I broke up with him.