On our first date at dinner she proceeded to stab the pats of butter with her knife and eat them, exclaiming “We don’t eat butter at home and I just love it!” I was grossed out.

— JR

Aftermath: When I took her home she got mad that I wouldn’t kiss her and told everyone I was gay!

After 3 dates I discovered she had a d***.

— Mark

Aftermath: She said she was having a sex change. I didn’t wait to see.

My brother set me up with a friend of his and we went on a few dates. One day while at my job at an elementary school, I was in the teacher’s room flipping through pictures of local sex-offenders. There was my date in all his glory.

— SeelyD

Aftermath: I never saw him again, and confronted my brother. He said he knew that the guy was a registered sex-offender, but didn’t think that it was a big deal. I have 3 kids.

My prom date and I were playing a board game. I was winning so she threw the board across the room and started crying. While trying to console her she got mad and kicked me in the mouth.

— Justin

Aftermath: I got a new prom date.

I caught her in a cheap motel with a co-worker. Her mom was in another room with a friend of the co-worker.

— Sap

Aftermath: Divorced