“Excuse You”
On our first date at dinner, every time he took a bite of food, he smacked when he chewed. During dessert, he belched and passed gas a few times and said, “more space out than in!”
— Kiss
Aftermath: I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and kept going!
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It’s never a good idea to paraphrase a quote of Shrek’s on a first date.