““Sheet” stain”

best of manners

His mother disliked me and we were secretly seeing each other. He had reserved a room for me at the local motel…We fooled around, then he got up to go to the bathroom, returned, sat on the bed, got dressed and left. Then, I noticed something on the sheets. He hadn’t thoroughly wiped and had left diarrhea stains.

—Ericka

Aftermath: I knew right then that I couldn’t be with someone who was ashamed of me, and I definitely couldn’t be with someone who couldn’t properly wipe their own ass. I broke up with him about ten minutes later via AIM. He tried to convince me to reconsider, but there were other problems far before that. His mother was always wiping his ass for him, so I guess he didn’t know how to do anything for himself.

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2 Responses to ““Sheet” stain”

  1. superrdude says on :

    You should have been the bigger person and taught him how to wipe his own ass after pooing, even though it wasn’t your job to be his mother, it would have helped him to grow as a person.

  2. MajorKelly says on :

    Superrdude is nuts.In fact, superrdude might be your ex. You should’ve bought him a roll of toilet paper and wrote on it, “Goodbye, shitass.”