This guy and I hooked up semi-regularly. We were thoroughly intoxicated one night and went back to his place. We were laying in bed, taking clothes off, when I realized he’d turned on the TV. I look over at the screen to see him laying naked on the same bed we were  in with some other girl. I sort of slurred something about it being awkward, so he turned it off, and I had sex with him anyway. I was drunk and he was there –what can I say?

—That Girl

Aftermath: A mutual friend called while he was walking me out the next morning. I answered and said “He made me watch homemade porn!!” He looked at me and said, “Umm…I’m standing right next to you…”

After a few dates, we finally went to an actual restaurant (not fast food). He ordered the steak. Cut it with his knife and fork. Then proceeded to eat it with his hands. He also chugged a bottle of maple syrup in IHOP in front of my friends a week later.

—Gwen

Aftermath: We dated for maybe a month after that. Then he dumped me in Burger King (his favorite restaurant) for some girl he claimed was only his “friend”.

We had sex and I still couldn’t tell if he had an erection.

—Pilar

Aftermath: Never heard from him again after I intimated he had a small, flaccid penis.

I suggested to my boyfriend that maybe “I love you” would mean more if we did not say it perfunctorily at the end of every single phone conversation. He flipped out and said I did not love him anymore and that he only says it that often because any moment might be the last time we ever speak to each other.

—farkat82

Aftermath: He grew more insecure and tried to remedy it by teetering between super XXX-rated messages and the sappiest, mushiest text messages ever—about 50 per day. I ended it

My ex lived 100 miles away, so we didn’t see each other often. After 6 months of dating, he dumped me via text message after I had spent the weekend with him and then texted him when I got home 2 hours later. To top it off, I bought him food and gas after driving 2 hours to see him.

Aftermath: We didn’t talk for a year, but a year ago he started texting me, saying I was the best sex he ever had and trying to get me to hook up. He apparently didn’t know I can see that he’s in a relationship on Facebook, as well as how much he says he “loves” her.